SIGH

I would rather be in my kitchen cooking for myself then dealing with this freakin dumbass nutrition call center nonsense! I swear if I could fire or write up anybody in this hospital, it would be the call center.

Apparently all they need to do to get the job is prove they are EXTREME DUMBASSES.

The ad probably says 'Looking for extremely stupid, rude people who cannot listen, read, use a computer correctly or add numbers under five to work at hospital call center for all of Clarian hospitals downtown. Must also be lazy and slow. Please apply. If you are a heavy drinker or a heavy drug user, don't worry! We won't turn you away as long as you fit the other credentials listed."